First Views of Noah in Japan

Japan has been very wonderful for Noah.  But he's had a leeettle bit of trouble with his legs, poor man.  They keep failing on him.  Here he is unable to walk while crossing the Sumida River:

And here his legs have failed him in the Sumida District:

Then there was total leg failure 350 meters up the Tokyo Skytree:

Here Noah's legs COMPLETELY gave out on the grounds of the Senso-ji Temple:

Finally there was spectacular and catastrophic leg failure at the Asakusa Subway stop:

(By this point the game was clearly starting to be fun, so daddy called a halt.  A less ironic post shall come soon.)